Running in circles....in the dark....blindfolded
I need a break. I have got to get the fuck outta here for awhile. Away from a cell phone, and from a computer. I guess I have a tendency to ride out an emotion for a little longer than need be. Having said that, you should know that I am an over-analyzer. I take something and break it down over and over again. I used to try to see all aspects of something, and then look at it again. Finally, I have realized how tiring this really is. I am now going to start trying to just let it ride, and go with the flow. Not sure how long that will work before my brain over powers me, but I think its worth a shot. Could be something that will either a) work out well, or b) totally screw my head up even more. I will let ya'll know how this shakes out......
posted by Goonie17 at 10:38 AM
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Some of these are pretty funny. I liked them.... I know, I'm stoopid. Just wanted to make you smile a bit
Ignorance Vs Stupidity - Funny one liners
- If ignorance is bliss, why aren't more people happy?
- The two most common things in the Universe are hydrogen, and stupidity.
- Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
- When you go into court, you are putting your fate into the hands of people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.
- I'm not dumb. I just have a command of thoroughly useless information.
- Ignorance will take you to a lot more interesting places than knowledge.
- The only fool bigger than the person who knows it all is the person who argues with them.
- Half of being smart is knowing what you're dumb at.
- If you took all the stupid people in the world... you'd have formed Rhode Island.
- Never assume malice for what stupidity can explain.
- The number of people watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your action.
- I prefer the wicked rather than the foolish. The wicked sometimes rest.
- Build a machine an idiot can use, and only an idiot will want to use it.
- Oh yeah? You wanna step out of the giant robot and say that again?
- 7/5th of all people don't understand fractions.
- Many people, when they run into a telephone pole, blame the pole.
- Common sense isn't.
- Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.
- If ignorance is bliss, you must be orgasmic.
- Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
- I’m not only weird. I’m gifted too.
- Some drink at the fountain of knowledge... Others just gargle.
- I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed opponent.
- I can't dial 911.. There's no 11 on my phone.
- It's okay to let your mind go blank; but please turn off the sound.
- A weak mind is like a microscope. It magnifies trifling things, but cannot receive great ones.
- By doing just a little each day, I can gradually let the task overwhelm me.
- Being intelligent is not a felony. But most societies mark it as at least a misdemeanor.
- He may look like an idiot, and talk like an idiot, but don't let that fool you. He really is an idiot.
- For every complex problem, there is a solution that is simple, neat and wrong.
- April 1st. The day we are reminded of what we are on the other three hundred and sixty-four.
- It's amazing how much "mature wisdom" resembles being too tired.
- Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped.
- You are depriving some village of its idiot.
- Real knowledge is to know the extent of one's own ignorance.
- I got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.
- Just because you're smart doesn't mean that the other guy is stupid.
- He who laughs last thinks slowest.
- You should always write your name on your underwear. See, I'm Machine Wash Cold.
- I am infaliable.
- Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
- Every day, man is making bigger and better fool-proof things, and every day, nature is making bigger and better fools. So far, I think nature is winning.
- But I thought it was inflammable!
- Nothing is fool-proof to a talented fool.
- She has a mind like a steel trap - rusty and illegal in most places.
- Support bacteria - they're the only culture some people have.
- You can lead a fool to wisdom but you can't make him think.
- I've discovered that I often visit the state of confusion, and I know my way around pretty well.
- When it comes to thought, some people stop at nothing.
- I never really learned the difference between what is right or wrong. That's why I automatically assume that whatever I say MUST be right.
- There are no stupid questions, but there are a lot of inquisitive idiots.
((Love you loads hon, Andy xxx))
*Gives Zane a long distance back rub* Won't mikey be jealous of that? lol I analyze too dear, I hope things settle down so you can relax my boo.
Much love,
Amaya
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